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New EW outtakes of Kristen.

2010-07-24T13:49:00.000-05:00

Rob on The Tonight Show last night. Looking very GQ once again. ;)

2010-06-16T13:00:00.000-05:00

The Eclipse cast on Jimmmy Kimmel. TBA on June 23rd. :)

2010-06-16T12:50:00.000-05:00

Pretty perfect in every way.

2010-06-15T21:18:00.001-05:00

2010-05-13T16:44:00.000-05:00

Another day, another nature hike, I really love the scenery at this particular park, it's so peaceful and relaxing to walk by myself among the trees.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT PATTINSON!!!

2010-05-13T15:38:00.002-05:00

Today Rob turns 24, I'm sure he is spending his birthday with someone special. :) I'm impatiently waiting for Oprah to start so I can see Rob and Kristen in all their stunning beauty.

There are no words for these pictures, he just makes me happy. Kristen makes Rob happy, shouldn't that be enough? Sadly to some people it isn't, they tear Kristen apart, saying she can't act or never smiles or dresses badly.

I'm sure Kristen smiles a lot when she's with Rob. Alone. Behind closed doors, far away from prying eyes. Think about that. <3

A walk in the park.

2010-05-11T03:34:00.003-05:00

So I'm changing up this blog a bit and adding personal things from real life. I went on a two hour hike yesterday, it was overcast and cool all day. Perfect weather for the Midwest. These pictures were taken with my cell phone camera, I didn't realize the last one turned out blurry though.

Kristen in ELLE magazine.

2010-05-08T03:59:00.000-05:00

Absolutely stunning.

Eclipse trailer screencaps.

2010-04-29T03:34:00.001-05:00

Little Ashes Viewing. Take One.

2010-02-15T02:17:00.001-06:00

So I just finished watching Little Ashes for the first time. I don't know how I feel about it yet. I don't hate it but I don't absolutely love it yet. I need to give it another try because I missed half the dialogue due to poor speakers, slow internet connection, hubby playing the xbox/watching TV/smoking/coughing really loudly. Ugh. I didn't tell him what I was watching so I wouldn't be drilled with 50 questions. There's not a chance in hell he would sit through it with me, especially if he finds out there's guy on guy kissing. He's a bit of a homophobe. Anyway, my plan is to see How to Be next, I'm going to try watching all of Rob's films this week. Even The Haunted Airman lol. :)

Eclipse stills leaked! For like an hour.

2010-02-15T00:01:00.001-06:00

So this morning new stills from Eclipse were leaked all over twitter and various blogs. They are beautiful pictures of Edward and Bella. What I'm guessing to be the Proposal and leg hitch scenes. But Summit didn't authorize them so they were quickly pulled from all the blogs and people's twitter accounts. Lucky for me, I saved them all to my computer. ;) I won't upload any until Summit gets their heads out of their asses. In the meantime, I'll stare at my desktop wallpaper all day long. Summit can try strong arming people to remove the pics from their blogs but they can't erase the images of E/B in the meadow, making out like horny rabbits, which are now burned into my retinas.

More pictures from Rob's Details photo shoot.

2010-02-13T15:29:00.001-06:00

The more I look at these pictures, the more I like them. I don't see why people are trying to stir up controversy with them, it's tastefully done and Rob looks fantastic. I can't wait to get this issue in 10 days. :)

Photo credits go to Details magazine and Robert Pattinson Life - where I pulled the pics from.

Video of Rob from Details.

2010-02-13T14:47:00.003-06:00

Warning: This video may cause shortness of breath, dizziness, heart palpitations, and feelings of euphoria. Watch at your own risk. ;)

Video courtesy of Robert Pattinson Life blog and YouTube.

Kristen spotted at a charity event for Haiti relief.

2010-02-13T06:29:00.001-06:00

In LA, Kristen was spotted at an event to raise awareness for Haiti. Her hair looks a bit strange, but she looks good. Maybe she's missing Rob too much, and let her appearance flax a little. It looks like someone ran up to her with a pair of scissors, grabbed a lock of hair and cut it off, hence the piece sticking up in the back. *Note to self* buy a brush and use it before going out in public. xoxo

Recent pictures of Rob on set of Bel Ami.

2010-02-13T05:59:00.002-06:00

Bel Ami is filming in London and Budapest for about 3 months. I have yet to read the book but it's set in the 1880's, I'm loving period costumes on Rob, no? Be still my heart.ache. Read more about the film here.
Or for a quick history lesson about the story by French author Guy de Maupassant, go here.

Vogue magazine - Rob & Emilie.

2010-02-13T04:21:00.003-06:00

Rob looks great here and I'm loving Emilie's dress. People are going to crap all over her for doing this shoot with Rob. Get over it, they are promoting Remember Me. The film doesn't open until March 12th, more promotions, photo shoots will surely come. People will crop her face out and insert Kristen's instead because they can't stand Rob being with "another woman." Seriously, it's called acting. Rob loves Kristen. Kristen loves Rob. I do not have first hand proof of this of course but anyone not living under a rock for the last year can see that. Now for some pictures.

Rob in Details magazine.

2010-02-13T04:13:00.008-06:00

New photos of Rob were leaked via Twitter tonight. Very risque and something Rob needed to steer away from Edward Cullen syndrome. Some say it will hurt his image but I disagree. It's artfully and tastefully done. Rob is fully dressed in each picture. Am I really looking at the naked women if Rob is in the frame? Hell no. I could care less if their kitty's are showing. Rob looks so good here, I have yet to read the article but from what I hear, it's very good. Or very odd, depending on your taste. My favorite quote is "I'm allergic to vaginas" Obviously he felt uncomfortable being around those chicks, his sense of humor is always prevalent. No need to worry Kristen shippers, he is not going to run away with any of these skinny bitches. Throw them a cookie and move along to the Vogue issue with Emilie.

More EW Outtakes of Rob.

2010-02-03T05:28:00.003-06:00

Land of the LOST.

2010-02-03T05:06:00.009-06:00

Finally, my favorite show has come back on air after an extremely long hiatus. I'm still buzzing over it, I can't even go to sleep yet. I need to talk about it to someone but who the hell is up at 5 a.m.? Not a soul.

Here are my thoughts so far:

This episode exceeded my expectations, it did answer questions I've had for the past 5 seasons. Now I have a new set of theories based on this episode alone.

So the Man In Black assumed Locke's body, what is the loop hole Jacob talked about?

Obviously Jacob cannot be killed, so what IS he exactly?

I want to know how and why Richard Alpert stays young for who knows how long.

Did anyone hear what fake Locke said to Richard at the end? "It's nice to see you out of chains" So I take that as Richard was a former slave? Egyptian perhaps?

Who was that man that helped bring Sayid back from the dead and why did he react so strongly when Hurley said Jacob was dead? Who were they protecting the temple from after they shot the flare? So many new questions to drive us insane.

Was anyone else baffled by the simultaneous story lines? Stuck on the island in present time and showing them safely landing at LAX, getting on with their lives?

The picture above was released as the official teaser to season 6. What do you think of it?

Afternoon Delights.

2010-01-18T02:05:00.003-06:00

These pictures made for a very satisfying day at home. I should view these more often, my husband really is appreciative now. :)

Complete fuckery.

2009-12-15T03:22:00.002-06:00

I don't what the fuck happened, I fell off the blogging bandwagon. I was doing good then Thanksgiving rolled around and I stopped. I'll just have to start fresh as of today even though a lot of shit has happened since my last post. Oh fucking well, I gotta start somewhere.

My favorite picture of Kristen, that's how I feel right now.

Part four of Vanity Fair Outtakes. - Rob.

2009-11-25T04:38:00.003-06:00

No words are necessary. ;)

New Moon is better after the second viewing.

2009-11-22T18:35:00.004-06:00

I had initially written what I thought about the movie on Thursday night but I was too pissed off over the seats I had to write a favorable review.

Now that it's been three days and I have seen it again this morning; I feel I can say what I should have said the first time.

For one thing, there weren't any teenyboppers at the ten a.m. showing which was really nice. I was able to get a good seat in the back to see the thirty foot screen without straining my neck or getting nauseated from sitting so close.

I went alone because I needed to be one with my emotions. I know that sounds kind of crazy but this book has some of the lowest points in the series and I didn't want to fucking cry in front of anyone.

Anyway, I really liked how it began with Bella's dream/nightmare about her growing old with Edward. She's in the meadow and sees her "Gran." Or so she thinks, Edward walks out from the trees wearing a ridiculous Butler's coat but as soon as he walks out in the sun, his skin sparkles like diamonds. The f/x in this movie is much better, the way Edward's skin glows is great, and it makes him look ethereal. Also the CGI wolves are pretty cool to look at.

My favorite parts were as follows:

The Break up scene was written and acted beautifully. My favorite song was playing during this tortuous scene; Roslyn. It really fit the scene and the mood, especially knowing what Edward was about to do. I'm so glad Rob and Kristen re-wrote it because I'm sure the dialogue MR wrote was dreadful.
Bella trying in vain to run after Edward in the woods was heartbreaking. She trips on a rock or tree limb and falls to the ground in defeat. I don't blame her there; Edward crushed her like a bag of rocks.
They showed Edward in Bella's bedroom removing all the pictures of him but didn't show Bella finding out her stuff had been removed and her breakdown over that.
Bella's friendship with Jacob is what pulled her out of the black hole she was in. I'm not really a fan of his; but Taylor Lautner really did a good job as Jake.
The rest of the wolf pack; Sam and Paul in particular were great to watch. They didn't have a lot of lines but they made the middle part of the movie without Edward more interesting.
I like action in a movie so when Bella slaps Paul and he gets so pissed off he morphs into a wolf was fun to watch. Jacob wakes up from his nap and unknown to Bella; he morphs into a wolf and subsequently fights with Paul. I liked watching that because even though they are a pack it showed they don't always get along.
Ok I skipped ahead a little bit so let me back track to Bella post-breakup. When they showed her sitting in her room staring out the window watching the seasons change that killed me. Her facial expression said it all; she was dead inside without Edward. Then my favorite song on the soundtrack started playing, Possibility, and I fucking lost my mind. I mean I started crying, I couldn't help it. I'm not one to cry like a baby but that song really gets to me. Especially seeing how Bella is so despondent, I can relate to that sometimes.
Victoria. I fucking love her and the actress that plays her, Rachelle Lafevre. She didn't have any dialogue (!) but after seeing the movie again I don't think she needed to. Her actions spoke louder than words could have. She was phenomenal as Victoria. The sequence of her running through the woods at break-neck pace was fantastic. I can't remember which song was playing but when I heard it and saw her flying through the air and out-running the entire wolf pack I was crying again! I don't know why that scene made me so emotional but it was beautiful to watch. Then she took a flying leap off the cliffs and dove into the water below, I felt so proud; Rachelle is the only Victoria in my eyes. She nailed it in the few scenes she had. I'm still sad and pissed that Rachelle was fired from Eclipse; she would have rocked it in her final turn as Victoria.
Bella's cliff dive of insanity. That's how I can describe what she was doing, or how it was said in the movie, recreational purposes. Right before she jumped, Edward appeared as an apparition and told her not to do it. Bella jumped anyway and she got pummeled repeatedly by wave after wave. She went under water, saw Victoria and panicked. Bella hit her head on the rocks and was knocked out. She floated down further and Edward appeared upside down beside her. My third favorite song was playing during this scene; Slow Life by Grizzly Bear and I swear it got me again. The tears were flowing yet again. Jake grabs her arm and pulls her out, washing away the Edward apparition.
While Edward is in Brazil he learns from Rosalie that Bella is dead and he sets his plan in motion to go to Italy.
Alice returns to Forks and tells Bella what Edward is planning to do. Bella doesn't hesitate for a second and agrees to go save him.
They barely make it in time to Volterra; Bella literally saves Edward from stepping out in the sun with seconds to spare.
Their reunion is sweet but too short for my tastes. I wanted to see Edward light up like the sky just opened up for him; seeing Bella standing in front of him should have put him over the moon.
Any scenes with Aro and the rest of the Volturi were great. Michael Sheen is fantastic as Aro. Too bad he didn't have a bigger role because he really gave me the creeps. I mean that in the highest regard and respect. Dakota Fanning as Jane was also good; her red eyes and her mind power really made her a force to be reckoned with.
The fight scene between Edward and Felix was great. Edward flipping Bella upside down when he realized Felix was coming after her was exciting for me. Even though Felix was throwing Edward around like a damn rag doll with Bella screaming for him to stop, I appreciate the effort for action.
They showed them able to walk freely out of the Volturi lair, going down a hallway with "tourists" walking by heading to the very room they escaped from. Then you hear the screaming and Bella looks horrified, Edward and Alice rush her through another set of doors then BOOM! Back in Forks. Nice. No plane ride or anything, just magically appears like that.
Edward asking Bella to forgive him in her bedroom was touching. You can see the pain in his face over the mistake of leaving her. They kiss and she gets upset that he refuses to turn her into a vampire. Bella gets up and goes over to the Cullen house for The Vote.
Everyone except for Edward and Rosalie say yes.
Bella and Edward almost literally run into Jake while driving down the road. Jake wants to talk with Edward. Not a good sign. They exchange words and Jake gets upset because he thought Edward was speaking for Bella. He tries grabbing her arm and Edward shoves him backwards, which results in Jacob flipping back into wolf form. They stare each other down but Bella gets in between them yelling if they hurt each other, they would be hurting her. Jake looks at her pleading and you can see the defeat in his eyes and lowers his head and runs away.
Edward tells Bella his one condition to turning her himself is that she needs to marry him.
"Marry me, Bella"
The End. Perfect way to lead into Eclipse.

This is how Twilight should have ended. Too funny!

2009-11-21T13:33:00.003-06:00

Rob, Kristen and Taylor on Jimmy Kimmel. Part Five.

2009-11-21T01:58:00.002-06:00

Rob, Kristen and Taylor on Jimmy Kimmel. Part Four.

2009-11-21T01:57:00.003-06:00

Rob, Kristen and Taylor on Jimmy Kimmel. Part Three.

2009-11-21T01:57:00.000-06:00

Rob, Kristen and Taylor on Jimmy Kimmel. Part Two.

2009-11-21T01:56:00.000-06:00

Rob, Kristen and Taylor on Jimmy Kimmel. Part One.

2009-11-21T01:55:00.000-06:00

Rob Pattinson on Live with Regis & Kelly - Part Two.

2009-11-21T01:05:00.003-06:00

Rob Pattinson on Live with Regis & Kelly - Part One.

2009-11-21T01:05:00.000-06:00

Rob Pattinson Talks About His Vanity Fair Cover

2009-11-21T01:04:00.000-06:00

Rob Pattinson on The Ellen Show - Part Three.

2009-11-21T01:03:00.000-06:00

Rob Pattinson on The Ellen Show - Part Two.

2009-11-21T01:02:00.002-06:00

Rob Pattinson on The Ellen Show - Part One.

2009-11-21T01:01:00.002-06:00

New Moon Cast talks to Vanity Fair.

2009-11-21T01:00:00.002-06:00

Kellan Lutz on Ellen.

2009-11-19T13:50:00.000-06:00

Kristen on Jimmy Fallon. Part 3.

2009-11-19T13:49:00.002-06:00

Kristen on Jimmy Fallon. Part 2.

2009-11-19T13:48:00.005-06:00

Kristen on Jimmy Fallon. Part 1.

2009-11-19T13:48:00.002-06:00

Rob on the Today Show. Thursday, November 19, 2009

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Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Remember Me Trailer. This looks fucking awesome.

2009-11-19T13:43:00.002-06:00

Remember Me

Trailer Park | MySpace Video

Quick preview of Rob in Vanity Fair. Part 3.

2009-11-18T13:58:00.000-06:00

Johnny Depp wins his 2nd 'Sexiest Man Alive' title

2009-11-18T13:23:00.002-06:00

I'm sad Rob didn't win since he's been everywhere this year but I guess it wasn't his time. He needs to win next year when Remember Me and Eclipse come out. Also he will be starting filming on Breaking Dawn so he will be in the forefront of news.

From Yahoo! News:

NEW YORK - Get lost, Hugh Jackman. This year's "Sexiest Man Alive" is once again Johnny Depp.
Depp nudged aside Jackman to get the coveted endorsement from People magazine Wednesday. It's the 46-year-old actor's second time as "Sexiest Man Alive." He also won in 2003.
Kate Coyne, senior editor at People, said on CBS' "Early Show" that Depp has achieved an almost "iconic status in terms of sexiness."
Says Coyne: "Johnny Depp was someone who was sexy 10 years ago. He'll be sexy 10 years from now. He's someone who appeals to multiple generations of women."
Depp joins other double winners Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Richard Gere.
Matt Bomer, who stars in USA's "White Collar," was named "Sexiest Rising Star."

'Twilight' sequel goes worldwide

2009-11-17T19:50:00.001-06:00

'Twilight' sequel goes worldwide

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Stephenie Meyer answers questions about Midnight Sun.

2009-11-17T15:39:00.000-06:00

From StephenieMeyer.com

To address the many, many questions about Midnight Sun:

I've found that there really isn't any answer I can give that changes the substance or tenor of the myriads of requests, pleadings, and demands I get for Midnight Sun to be finished, so I feel a little silly answering that question at all. But it's the most popular question, so I'll take another stab at it.
I am not working on Midnight Sun now. I don't have a plan for when I'll get to it; I don't know now what the right time for it will be.
In your questions, there were some erroneous conclusions about the situation which I'll try to set straight. First, Midnight Sun is not finished and locked in a safe, waiting for me to be done angsting over the leak. If it were done, I would be throwing it on the bookstore shelves myself. I'd love to be able to give it to all the people who are anxiously waiting for it. Second, I am not upset about the leak. I haven't been for a long time; I was over it after about three weeks. Third, and most important, I am not trying to punish anyone. Not the persons who leaked it, not the people who read the leak, nobody. As I said, it would make me very happy to be able to give it to anyone who wants it.
So why the hold up? Because it's not finished and lying in a safe. It's not done, and finishing it is not a simple matter of sitting down in front of my computer and typing out the words; the words have to be there in my head to type out, and right now, they're not. I have to be in the zone to write any story, and trying to force myself into that zone is a waste of time, I've found. I'll get back to Midnight Sun when the story is compelling to me again. Just because people want it so badly does not make it more write-able; kind of the opposite, actually. I need to be alone with a story to write, and Midnight Sun feels really crowded, if you know what I mean.
People write for different reasons. I have always written to make myself happy. If I'm enjoying a story, feeling the creativity flow, engrossed in a world, then I write and I write fast. If I'm not into it, I can't write. I've never been someone who writes on demand and I can't imagine working that way. As cool as it would be to say to my favorite author, "You know, I'd really like to read a great book about a narwhal mafia. Write that for me, 'kay?" or even "I'd love a sequel to that last one," that's not how it works. How it works is that my favorite author writes a new book about whatever he/she is interested in. Maybe it takes a year, maybe it takes five. If it's something I want to read, I buy it or I check it out at the library. If not, I find something else to read. The end.
(All of this goes for writing about vampires in general, too. Vampires and I? We're on a break.)
I'm pretty sure this won't slow the pleadings and the demands, but I didn't want you to think I was ignoring the question.
In the meantime, there are so many great books out there. I've got some recommendations on my site, and any librarian would love to show you more options. Same goes for independent bookstore employees. Ask for guidance, and they will fill your arms with awesomeness!

My New Moon goodie bag from Target.

2009-11-17T14:47:00.000-06:00

Yes those are my tickets for the movie. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Two more days! I am ready.

LA premiere of New Moon - November 16, 2009

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More pictures from the premiere. I still need to get a few more.

LA premiere of New Moon - November 16, 2009

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New Moon International Press Tour Photos

2009-11-17T14:15:00.000-06:00

Reelz Channel Interview with the Volturi

2009-11-16T13:30:00.002-06:00

New Moon Dakota Fanning Michael Sheen Jamie Bower Hollywood Dailies | Movie Trailers

Dakota Fanning on the Ellen DeGeneres Show

2009-11-16T13:29:00.000-06:00

Chris Weitz, Robert Pattinson, & Taylor Lautner Unscripted Interview

2009-11-16T13:28:00.001-06:00

Kristen Stewart in Entertainment Weekly Outtake.

2009-11-14T03:13:00.000-06:00

This is currently my favorite photo of her. Rob and Kristen seem to photograph better in black and white. Why is that?

Who cares, they are both nice to look at. I had to post a picture of Rob in leather. That picture is too good to ignore.

~ecc

Rob, Kristen and Taylor will be on Jimmy Kimmel next week.

2009-11-14T03:05:00.001-06:00

Here is a preview picture I found of the Trinity Divinity. That's my nickname for Robstenlor. I don't know which is longer but I like the one which rhymes.

Kristen looks awesome; I love the dress. Her sense of style has really improved over the course of the promotional tour. This is definitely a step in the right direction. Her trip to Mexico and those hideous old-man suspenders and brown shoes are a distant memory.

Rob looks frigging hot as always. I like how Kristen has her arm linked with Rob again while her other hand is merely resting on Taylor's shoulder.

Michael Sheen vamps it up in ‘New Moon’

2009-11-14T01:49:00.005-06:00

Michael Sheen vamps it up in ‘New Moon’ - KansasCity.com

It’s a crisp May morning on the set of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” and Michael Sheen strides into an elaborate reconstruction of an Italianate marble hall.

He’s in costume as Aro, the head of the Volturi, a menacing group of age-old vampires that metes out justice in the realm of the supernatural.

Dressed in a cloak, he’s sporting long, black locks, bright red lips and matching tinted contact lenses that give him a distinctly malevolent look.

When a reporter asks if it’s uncomfortable to look through the eyes of a monster, he suggests, quite politely and quite to the contrary: “No, I think it’s more uncomfortable for you.”

Sheen does seem right at home on this Vancouver, British Columbia, sound stage, inhabiting his villainous role in the second movie adapted from Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” novels with unbridled glee.

In “New Moon,” due out Nov. 20, Robert Pattinson’s handsome vampire Edward leaves his human girlfriend Bella (Kristen Stewart), hoping she can live a happy, supernatural-free life. But the breakup has devastating consequences for both characters, who find themselves facing down the Volturi over the nature of their relationship and Bella’s knowledge of the undead.

In take after take, Sheen’s voice glides upward as he welcomes the young lovers into his chambers, a fairly forbidding place, what with a coven’s worth of other vamps lurking around.

Throughout his career, the Welsh actor has demonstrated a rare willingness to move between two distinctly different cinematic planes — critically acclaimed prestige films and not-so-acclaimed but more commercial genre fare. He has portrayed former British Prime Minister Tony Blair in the 2006 historical drama “The Queen” and the half-werewolf Lucian in two of the movies in the “Underworld” series.

It’s a pattern he’s continuing to embrace. He’s currently starring as soccer coach Brian Clough in “The Damned United” (reviewed on C2), and following “New Moon,” he’ll appear in Disney’s sci-fi outing “Tron Legacy,” due in December 2010, and Tim Burton’s lavish fairy tale “Alice in Wonderland,” out in March.

“I think a good story’s a good story, and a good character’s a good character,” Sheen said. “There are things that I’ve done … especially ‘The Queen’ and ‘Frost/Nixon,’ they just happen to be in the world of politics. The thing that draws me to them is they’re compelling stories. … It doesn’t matter to me if they’re in the world of politics or in the ‘Twilight’ world of vampires.”

Sheen said he was introduced to that world of “Twilight” through his daughter, a devoted reader of Meyer’s best-selling series. A fan of science fiction and fantasy, Sheen found the opportunity to don Aro’s robes particularly appealing. “I thought it would be exciting to play a vampire instead of a werewolf, go across to the other side of the tracks,” he said with a red-lipped grin. “I’ve never played a character who delights in his own evil before.”

When filming breaks for lunch, the actor, clutching a copy of “New Moon,” says he understands just how important it is to get every detail of his performance right. He doesn’t want to disappoint Meyer’s legions of fans.

“People have such passionate feelings about the books, as I know through my daughter — there’s nothing more terrifying in some ways than the passions of teenage girls,” he said, adding that it will be impossible for him to embody every reader’s notions about Aro.

“I remember my daughter said, ‘Aro is bald.’ Clearly he’s not, but that’s her picture of him. Maybe she was thinking of Nosferatu.”

Thanks to the KC-Star for having this article online since I couldn't scan the newspaper clipping I brought home.

~ecc

I'm going to start a Rob collection of photographs.

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Starting with this picture. Thank you Thinking of Rob!!!!

Behind The Scenes at Paris Event.

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New Moon London Fan Event.

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Volturi Video Interview

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From Access Hollywood. With Dakota Fanning, Jamie Bower, Michael Sheen, and Cameron Bright.

Rob Pattz on MTV Rough Cut. - Interview.

2009-11-12T04:27:00.002-06:00

New Moon TV Spot: Battle

2009-11-12T04:23:00.001-06:00

No real spoilers here. I don't mind the wolf stuff as long as the vampire action remains a surprise until premiere night. :)

~ecc

New Moon Cast Interview on Reelz Channel.

2009-11-12T04:20:00.001-06:00

New Moon Dakota Fanning Kellan Lutz Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Hollywood Dailies | Movie Trailers

THE TWILIGHT SAGA NEW MOON Behind the Scenes Footage

2009-11-12T04:14:00.001-06:00

This video is lengthy but it is so good. Chris Weitz is amazing as the director.

Robert Talks About Open Mic Nights and Driving Experience at UK Press Conference!

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Kristen's interview with HitFlix.

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Rob Interview by HitFix

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Rob talking about the differences between making Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse.

More pictures from Entertainment Weekly.

2009-11-12T02:58:00.000-06:00

Why is it one week before New Moon comes out; all these kick ass pictures are released? I'm not complaining, I'm loving it actually. It is something to hold me over until I can see Robward and Kristella on a 20ft screen. Let the eye candy commence.

Kristen in leather. Enough said. She is fucking gorgeous.

I spy with my little eye, Rob's bare chest. *swoon* I can't get enough of him.

~ecc

2009-11-11T13:19:00.002-06:00

Rob on the Red Carpet in London. He has been smiling a lot more lately. Like he said, the pressure is off of him for New Moon. It's on Taylor's shoulders. I'm looking forward to Eclipse. Robward will be front and center again.

This is actually from last year's Vanity Fair photo shoot. I just found it the other day. I really like this one. It's probably staged but they are holding hands.

I found this via someone's twitter. Don't remember who but I like it.

~ecc

Vanity Fair outtakes of Rob; Part Two

2009-11-11T12:31:00.002-06:00

These pictures speak for themselves. This man is sex-driven, sex on fire, sex on legs. Just sex. I love him.

I can't give enough thanks or shout outs to Vanity Fair and Bruce Weber. I look forward to the remaining outtakes.

~ecc

Best Cover Ever.

2009-11-11T12:21:00.003-06:00

I've been waiting to get this in my mailbox. Someone from nmm.org posted a link from twitter. Rob looks hot as always and Kristen looks so beautiful. I'm glad the Mullet is growing out. I want to see her have long hair again for Breaking Dawn.

Btw, I love the caption below the picture: "A Wild, Uncensored 3-way Interview with the Stars of New Moon."
LOL really?! That isn't the type of 3-way I want to read about.

I'm glad Rob is aware his hair makes 75% of his performance. All hail le bouffant.

~ecc

Rob back home in England.

2009-11-11T11:56:00.001-06:00

This is the first picture I've seen of Rob back in London. He looks much happier no?

~ecc

Paris is for lovers.

2009-11-11T11:47:00.002-06:00

The proof is in the pudding people. These pictures are from yesterday and of course I missed them while working. These are too good to ignore though.

Thanks goes to Pop Sugar for posting these. Rob and Kristen are shown leaving Paris, France on a private jet. Next stop is London, I'm sure Rob is happy to be back in England no matter how brief the time is.

~ecc

I am writing my own version of Breaking Dawn; starting with the Wedding.

2009-11-10T02:44:00.003-06:00

This book for me was lacking in many aspects. I didn't care for the non-climactic fight at the end of the book. The book II from Jacob's point of view was completely boring to me. I would have rather seen Edward's view of events. Anyway my re-write is extremely different. There are no wolves, which mean no Jacob Black. That of course means no mutant freak spawn to keep Edward and Bella from happy time. I am not a fan of Nessie. She's more of a hindrance. My story is strictly spent on Edward and Bella but I am keeping all the Volturi scenes from the book. I may or may not add my own spin to it. I've only written four chapters so far; I'm working on fleshing them out more and adding quotes from the book to keep it flowing smoothly.

~ecc

Oooh Pretty!!

2009-11-08T22:31:00.007-06:00

My shameless promotion of alcohol consumption continues with a series of pictures I found through Google. There is no real purpose to this post other than the pretty pictures. Enjoy!

Martinis.

Just what I need, an IV bag of Patron to pump through my veins. Score! It's portable to take everywhere right? RIGHT?!
Not sure why the label is backwards but whatever.

I uploaded this picture on the drinking game post but I like the flames so much, here it is again. Slippery nipple anyone?

Grey Goose and Caviar.

I couldn't stomach eating that shit, so just give me the drink.

I'm not an alcoholic, I don't secretly need AA. I just enjoy a good drink or two once a day to keep my sanity. Lately I've been enjoying Seagram's and Sprite. Heavy on the Seagram's. I do like a good buzz. ;)

~ecc

Fan fucking fail.

2009-11-08T22:19:00.002-06:00

I've seen some pretty ridiculous Twilight related merchandise out there but this takes the cake. I don't know if this really exists out there but would your boyfriend/husband actually wear this shit on his junk? I don't think so. I'm going to call it the Black Widow.

If your guy has a sense of humor he will hand you these in retaliation.

Bwahahaha I need a lifetime supply of those.

~ecc

Twilight Saga drinking game.

2009-11-08T04:28:00.005-06:00

This is only acceptable to do when you're watching the DVD of the movies. I would not recommend doing this out in public. Unless you're at a bar or some other drinking establishment. *At your own risk*

Insert Twilight DVD.

Round 1: Whenever Edward is shown looking uncomfortable in Bella's presence, take a shot of Patron.

Round 2: When Bella is seen with her mouth open and she's NOT talking, take a shot of Bacardi Rum.

Round 3: When Jacob Black is onscreen, have a shot of Jack Daniel's.

Round 4: When James begins hunting Bella, have a shot of Jose Cuervo.

Round 5: When they show a close up of either Edward or Bella's face, have a shot of Grey Goose Vodka.

Congratulations for making it this far if you haven't puked or passed out yet. We still have three more movies to include. Yes, Breaking Dawn won't start filming until next year but we can use the book for reference.

Insert New Moon DVD

Round 1: When they show Edward and Bella kissing, drink a Screwdriver.

Round 2: When Bella gives herself that infamous paper cut, have a Bloody Mary.

Round 3: When Edward decides to break up with Bella and leave, drink a Long Island Iced Tea. You're not going to want to remember what happens when Edward is gone. :(

Round 4: When Jacob Black is shirtless or morphs into a werewolf, have a shot of Jack.

Round 5: Whenever the entire wolf pack is onscreen shirtless, drink six slippery nipples shots.

Bonus Round: When Alice comes back to Forks to get Bella and race to Italy, drink Champagne and celebrate!!!!!!!

Phew! I hope you're still standing after that round. It only goes onward and upward from here.

Insert Eclipse DVD

Round 1: Edward proposes. Grab any glass of wine and scream at the top of your lungs.

Round 2: Two words: Leg Hitch. Have as many Sex On The Beach drinks as you can handle.

Round 3: During the Tent Scene, take your pick of either a Mojito or Martini. Start slamming them down. You will need it when Jacob snuggles next to Bella.

Round 4: Newborn army rises. Victoria comes back for revenge. Sit back and watch Edward lay waste to the faux Redhead. Drink a Daiquiri or two or four.

Round 5: Jane & other members of the Volturi show up to clean up the mess the newborns left behind. Cheer them on by drinking a case of True Blood.

Wow, I doubt anyone would still be awake after all this but if your liver is iron-clad, kudos to you.

If you're brave and want to make this viewing party into a Twilight Saga marathon, you've got guts. I don't think I could go without one trip to the bathroom and kiss the porcelain bowl.

Insert Breaking Dawn DVD

I will actually finish the final round at a later date. I need to refresh my memory on the book because it's so fucking big. Too many details and scenes to choose from.

kthxbye

~ecc

Updated Cast TV Appearances

2009-11-05T12:11:00.003-06:00

November 11:

Alex Meraz – “Rachael Ray”

November 13:

Stephenie Meyer - "Oprah"

November 16:

Kristen Stewart – “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”

Taylor Lautner – “The Jay Leno Show”

Dakota Fanning – “Ellen”

November 18:

Robert Pattinson – “The Late Show with David Letterman”

Kristen Stewart – “The Today Show” and “Live with Regis and Kelly” and “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

Kellan Lutz - "Ellen"

November 19:

Robert Pattinson – “The Today Show” and “Live with Regis and Kelly”

Taylor Lautner – “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

Dakota Fanning – “The Jay Leno Show”

November 20:

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner – “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (pre-taped)

Robert Pattinson – “Ellen” (pre-taped)

Taylor Lautner – “The Today Show” and “Live with Regis and Kelly”

November 23:

Ashley Greene – “The Late Show with David Letterman”

Michael Sheen – “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

November 24:

Ashley Greene – “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

November 25:

Peter Facinelli – “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

December 2:

Nikki Reed – “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

December 3:

Ashley Greene – “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

Fan Fail.

2009-11-04T13:37:00.007-06:00

Someone has way too much time on their hands if they made these from scratch. Would any girl/woman actually wear these? I'd have to hide them in the bottom drawer so my husband doesn't flip the fuck out.

Rob press conference in Japan with Chris Weitz.

2009-11-03T19:40:00.007-06:00

Rob sure knows how to clean up well. I love seeing him wearing a suit. These pictures speak for themselves. Not only do the Japanese fans get to have Rob visit, they get to see New Moon before anyone else - November 17th. Lucky bitches. Why can't that happen in the States?

These pictures are courtesy of BreakingDawn-fr. I don't own them. ~ ecc

New photo shoot of Rob & Kristen.

2009-11-03T18:50:00.004-06:00

These pictures are from December's Harper's Bazaar magazine. I think they both look stunning. There are always haters out there that don't like Kristen and constantly bitch about her. I don't understand the negative comments. If you don't like her, don't fucking look at the pictures or read articles about her.

She's only 19, still has a lot of life lessons to learn. I love how people try to belittle her with their superiority. I find it amusing. You are no better than when Kristen complains about being a "celebrity."

Everyone is entitled to their opinions but do you need to be such a downer about it? Everyone else is having a good time so move on to another topic and leave the Robsten fans alone. ~ ecc

I wonder who picked this outfit out though. It looks like a garbage bag wrapped mermaid dress. Rob on his knees is fucking nice to look at.

Haven't been able to update in over a week.

2009-11-03T18:19:00.001-06:00

So many new pictures of Rob from Vanity Fair and Kristen's Interview magazine spread have come out. Just today the Harper's Bazaar photo shoot was leaked today. I've been so caught up in these pictures I didn't do a fucking productive thing today. I'm going to post my favorite pictures out of the bunch. ~ ecc

My spoiler-free virginity has been broken.

2009-10-28T02:15:00.000-05:00

I was doing well not watching any teaser spoilers up until tonight. I had read everyone's comments on Twitter about Edward kissing and moaning into Bella's mouth. I was beside myself and ticked down the hours until I could get home and log onto my computer.

I immediately went to nmm.org and of course the video was removed due to copyright. Fuckers!! I found a way around it though and watched it on YouTube. I was like ok I've seen the first part, then Bellward really get into it. Edward's face looks so conflicted, like he knows better than to kiss her like that. Too bad there was no tongue involved. Then he fucking moans ... twice ... oh fuck!!

Seriously, it's like he got a boner and had a fucking orgasm. What in the world is this man doing to me? I think I will be nervous watching this with my husband because I don't want to react too well. I don't want to hear him bitching later that I like a fictional character better than him. I will have sweaty palms and will be biting my lip repeatedly just to keep myself from fidgeting in my seat.

The following pictures are screencaps I took from the video on YouTube. I'm going to fucking bawl my eyes out when I watch this scene.

FUCKING UNICORN EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!

~ecc

Ok, I've got a serious problem.

2009-10-26T02:44:00.008-05:00

Whenever I see a picture Rob or I am talking about him all I can think of are these. They are dancing around in my head, just begging me to play with them.

I blame FF for corrupting me and the women I talk to on www.nmm.org are downright dirty. Such perverted PG-13 talk, I'm glad I can disregard my curse filter on here. I'm always having to edit my comments, it's slightly annoying.

Anyway, I picked up my tickets for the midnight showing, I was so excited I couldn't stop grinning like a fool. When I'm watching New Moon it will feel like an out-of-body experience after all the months of hype. I won't be able to sit still and will probably be gripping the armrests in full-on unicorn* style.

A little ditty that may or may not be witty:

Oh my sparkle peen how I like you so. You tend to grow when you're standing at attention. Did I mention, I like it when you squirt your juice into me? I feel so free, I want to do it all day long. You are so strong, you can last for hours on end, wouldn't you just like to bend ..... Now you are on the mend. Rest my sparkle peen, there's a sheen on your forehead. You go to bed and sleep. I'll creep onto you after a while. Our love is more than skin-deep. Let's take a leap into the unknown. I'll make you quiver and moan. Your scent ravishes me to the core. I'm such a dirty whore. I always beg for more. What else have you got in store? There's a possibility ... I'll scrub you clean, my pretty sparkle peen. ;)

FYI: Unicorn is an orgasm people.

~ecc

Favorite quotes from famous people.

2009-10-26T01:17:00.001-05:00

I like poetry but can't write a lick of it to save my life. I like Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet is my favorite play. I liked reading Edgar Allen Poe in school. His stories gave me the creeps but they are good.

I'm actually pulling these from another site, www.famousquotesandauthors.com So I am not repeating this from memory.

In no particular order:

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

- Robert Frost

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Always fall in with what you're asked to accept.... My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatever's going. Not against: with.

- Robert Frost

The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The future is no more uncertain than the present.

- Walt Whitman

I could list a hundred more, but I'll stop there for now.

~ecc

I think I would choke on this.

2009-10-25T22:46:00.002-05:00

Where can I find this, seriously. Talk about a conversation piece. I'd hang those balls in my living room for all the world to see.

Nice conversation starter. My husband might find it offensive but he'll get over it.

Making a new, raunchier blog.

2009-10-25T21:58:00.001-05:00

So my first blog was pretty ~~tame.~~ I mean I didn't know what the fuck I was doing so I threw everything together. I'm going to start over on a different site, and see if I can make it better.

Does he ever take a bad picture?? I think not.