My spoiler-free virginity has been broken.

I was doing well not watching any teaser spoilers up until tonight. I had read everyone's comments on Twitter about Edward kissing and moaning into Bella's mouth. I was beside myself and ticked down the hours until I could get home and log onto my computer.

I immediately went to nmm.org and of course the video was removed due to copyright. Fuckers!! I found a way around it though and watched it on YouTube. I was like ok I've seen the first part, then Bellward really get into it. Edward's face looks so conflicted, like he knows better than to kiss her like that. Too bad there was no tongue involved. Then he fucking moans ... twice ... oh fuck!!

Seriously, it's like he got a boner and had a fucking orgasm. What in the world is this man doing to me? I think I will be nervous watching this with my husband because I don't want to react too well. I don't want to hear him bitching later that I like a fictional character better than him. I will have sweaty palms and will be biting my lip repeatedly just to keep myself from fidgeting in my seat.

The following pictures are screencaps I took from the video on YouTube. I'm going to fucking bawl my eyes out when I watch this scene.

FUCKING UNICORN EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!

~ecc

Ok, I've got a serious problem.

Whenever I see a picture Rob or I am talking about him all I can think of are these. They are dancing around in my head, just begging me to play with them.

I blame FF for corrupting me and the women I talk to on www.nmm.org are downright dirty. Such perverted PG-13 talk, I'm glad I can disregard my curse filter on here. I'm always having to edit my comments, it's slightly annoying.

Anyway, I picked up my tickets for the midnight showing, I was so excited I couldn't stop grinning like a fool. When I'm watching New Moon it will feel like an out-of-body experience after all the months of hype. I won't be able to sit still and will probably be gripping the armrests in full-on unicorn* style.

A little ditty that may or may not be witty:

 


Oh my sparkle peen how I like you so. You tend to grow when you're standing at attention. Did I mention, I like it when you squirt your juice into me? I feel so free, I want to do it all day long. You are so strong, you can last for hours on end, wouldn't you just like to bend ..... Now you are on the mend. Rest my sparkle peen, there's a sheen on your forehead. You go to bed and sleep. I'll creep onto you after a while. Our love is more than skin-deep. Let's take a leap into the unknown. I'll make you quiver and moan. Your scent ravishes me to the core. I'm such a dirty whore. I always beg for more. What else have you got in store? There's a possibility ... I'll scrub you clean, my pretty sparkle peen.  ;)

FYI: Unicorn is an orgasm people.



~ecc

Favorite quotes from famous people.

I like poetry but can't write a lick of it to save my life. I like Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet is my favorite play. I liked reading Edgar Allen Poe in school. His stories gave me the creeps but they are good.

I'm actually pulling these from another site, www.famousquotesandauthors.com So I am not repeating this from memory.

In no particular order:

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

- Robert Frost

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost 

Always fall in with what you're asked to accept.... My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatever's going. Not against: with.

- Robert Frost

The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson 

The future is no more uncertain than the present.

- Walt Whitman 

I could list a hundred more, but I'll stop there for now. 


~ecc

I think I would choke on this.

Where can I find this, seriously. Talk about a conversation piece. I'd hang those balls in my living room for all the world to see. 

Nice conversation starter. My husband might find it offensive but he'll get over it.

Making a new, raunchier blog.

So my first blog was pretty tame. I mean I didn't know what the fuck I was doing so I threw everything together. I'm going to start over on a different site, and see if I can make it better.

Does he ever take a bad picture?? I think not.