Whenever I see a picture Rob or I am talking about him all I can think of are these. They are dancing around in my head, just begging me to play with them.
I blame FF for corrupting me and the women I talk to on www.nmm.org are downright dirty. Such perverted PG-13 talk, I'm glad I can disregard my curse filter on here. I'm always having to edit my comments, it's slightly annoying.
Anyway, I picked up my tickets for the midnight showing, I was so excited I couldn't stop grinning like a fool. When I'm watching New Moon it will feel like an out-of-body experience after all the months of hype. I won't be able to sit still and will probably be gripping the armrests in full-on unicorn* style.
A little ditty that may or may not be witty:
Oh my sparkle peen how I like you so. You tend to grow when you're standing at attention. Did I mention, I like it when you squirt your juice into me? I feel so free, I want to do it all day long. You are so strong, you can last for hours on end, wouldn't you just like to bend ..... Now you are on the mend. Rest my sparkle peen, there's a sheen on your forehead. You go to bed and sleep. I'll creep onto you after a while. Our love is more than skin-deep. Let's take a leap into the unknown. I'll make you quiver and moan. Your scent ravishes me to the core. I'm such a dirty whore. I always beg for more. What else have you got in store? There's a possibility ... I'll scrub you clean, my pretty sparkle peen. ;)
FYI: Unicorn is an orgasm people.
~ecc
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