Twilight Saga drinking game.

This is only acceptable to do when you're watching the DVD of the movies. I would not recommend doing this out in public. Unless you're at a bar or some other drinking establishment. *At your own risk*

Insert Twilight DVD.

Round 1: Whenever Edward is shown looking uncomfortable in Bella's presence, take a shot of Patron.

Round 2: When Bella is seen with her mouth open and she's NOT talking, take a shot of Bacardi Rum.

Round 3: When Jacob Black is onscreen, have a shot of Jack Daniel's.

Round 4: When James begins hunting Bella, have a shot of Jose Cuervo.

Round 5: When they show a close up of either Edward or Bella's face, have a shot of Grey Goose Vodka.

Congratulations for making it this far if you haven't puked or passed out yet. We still have three more movies to include. Yes, Breaking Dawn won't start filming until next year but we can use the book for reference.

Insert New Moon DVD

Round 1: When they show Edward and Bella kissing, drink a Screwdriver.

Round 2: When Bella gives herself that infamous paper cut, have a Bloody Mary.

Round 3: When Edward decides to break up with Bella and leave, drink a Long Island Iced Tea. You're not going to want to remember what happens when Edward is gone. :(

Round 4: When Jacob Black is shirtless or morphs into a werewolf, have a shot of Jack.

Round 5: Whenever the entire wolf pack is onscreen shirtless, drink six slippery nipples shots.

Bonus Round: When Alice comes back to Forks to get Bella and race to Italy, drink Champagne and celebrate!!!!!!!

Phew! I hope you're still standing after that round. It only goes onward and upward from here.

Insert Eclipse DVD

Round 1: Edward proposes. Grab any glass of wine and scream at the top of your lungs.

 

Round 2: Two words: Leg Hitch. Have as many Sex On The Beach drinks as you can handle.

Round 3: During the Tent Scene, take your pick of either a Mojito or Martini. Start slamming them down. You will need it when Jacob snuggles next to Bella.

Round 4: Newborn army rises. Victoria comes back for revenge. Sit back and watch Edward lay waste to the faux Redhead. Drink a Daiquiri or two or four.

Round 5: Jane & other members of the Volturi show up to clean up the mess the newborns left behind. Cheer them on by drinking a case of True Blood.

Wow, I doubt anyone would still be awake after all this but if your liver is iron-clad, kudos to you.

If you're brave and want to make this viewing party into a Twilight Saga marathon, you've got guts. I don't think I could go without one trip to the bathroom and kiss the porcelain bowl.

Insert Breaking Dawn DVD

I will actually finish the final round at a later date. I need to refresh my memory on the book because it's so fucking big. Too many details and scenes to choose from.

kthxbye

~ecc